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Situation Comedy Blues
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What's a laugh? The sound of common sense falling apart What's common-sense? A million unthinking hearts At the end of the working day & who am I? Call me the barman standing waiting for the workers To drink their work away I'm the man who serves the laughter To the drunkards of disaster After they've got plastered on the news & I've got the situation comedy blues What's the situation? This man has been abandoned by his woman What's the reason? He's lost his sense of humor This man is sober & so he's gone to bed with another writer's scripts & his wife has had to move in with her mother & the man who serves the laughter To the drunkards of disaster After they've got plastered on the news (You fed him laughter) Has got the situation comedy blues He's been devising a new series Where the first man to appear is Pakistani & the second is a queer Who rings the bell in tights & biker's gear & he tells them that he's sorry to disturb them But the sari that the wife had on today was out of sight & could he maybe borrow it tonight? & the man who serves the laughter To the drunkards of disaster After they've got plastered on the news (He's dying of laughter) Has got the situation comedy blues So the Paki asks the Queen in to his brilliantly-lit kitchen Where he demonstrates his do-it-yourself tools He's the type who doesn't gladly suffer fools But he electrocutes his finger in his biggest Black & Decker When his wife appears in towel & rubber hat & the bath she's running floods the neighbor's flat & the man who serves the laughter To the drunkards of disaster After they've got plastered on the news (This man is sober) Yeah, the man who serves the laughter To the workaholics after They've got well & truly plastered on the news Takes a break for the booze So I've been sitting here unhappily Trying to write this comedy When I hear a sudden laugh in the next room Thinking it's my woman who's come home I call her name expectantly I'm glad that she's come back to me I throw away my trivializing pen & then the television laughs again & the man who serves the laughter To the drunkards of disaster After they've got plastered on the news (This man is falling apart) Yeah, the man who serves the laughter To the workaholics after They've got drunk on the disasters of the news (This man) Hits the booze Okay, let's have a big laugh Then just a ripple Hit the button Applause & cue commercial break Marie, come back to me Marie, come back to me Marie, come back to me Marie, come back to me