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• Artiste: Whomping Willows (The)
• Titre: Covah Yr Junk
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Hey Justin -Oh hey Whompy You're looking a bit sweaty today, what's the dilly? -I just got back from quidditch practice, it was totally intense You look like you could use a shower -Funny you should say that, Whompy, I'm just about to head up to the prefects' bathroom to take a bath. I hear it has the best water pressure in this joint Oh man... -What? Well, you're a hufflepuff, you've heard about what happened to Cedric Diggory every time he took a bath in the prefects' bathroom, right? -Well, yeah, he unlocked the secret of a magical egg and communicated with mermaids. Well, yeah, there's that, but there's also moaning myrtle. -Oh that girl? She's cool. I've played shows with her, she's super nice. Yeah but, put her in a bath full of naked men and she goes a little crazy. -I'm sure I can handle it. Seriously, just make sure you keep your guys in check if you know what i'm saying. -I don't follow. Justin, I'll put it bluntly. Cover your junk. Moaning Myrtle's got a little issue might be a ghost but she really wants to kiss you touch you squeeze you make you feel toasty gotta admit she's a hot little ghostie wavy brown hair and sweet eyes to match it's more than enough to make my eggs hatch but she sweetens the deal with a schoolgirl's skirt captivating smile and a tendency to flirt but there's one major problem that I didn't forsee when I'm washing my trunk she's always looking at me she wants to take a peek underneath my leaves and see my main branch if you know what I mean try to cover up with a handful of bubbles but the girl is a ghost and she's looking for trouble can't whomp her away cause my branches swing through her can't deny that I kinda wanna do her if you're takin a bath you better cover your junk when you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junk when you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junk cause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junk when you're takin a bath you better cover your junk when you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junk when you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junk cause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junk Draco Malfoy droppin this bomb when I take a bath I put on my thong when my junk sees Myrtle it hides like a turtle ducking in it's shell like it's [dunno] she loves hufflepuffs and gryffindors too slytherins and ravenclaws anyone will do I didn't realize that my tree hose connected to the system of pipes where human waste is rejected from the toilets of the noble hogwarts school and if they left it at that, I would probably be cool but the catch is this I've got a little friend who likes to get up in my treehole every now and then her name's Moaning Myrtle and she's feelin kinda randy her ghost like features give her the upperhand-y one minute I be chillin in my birthday suit cause trees be naked, what's it matter to you? the next I've got Myrtle feelin up my roots and I'm like she's a ghost I don't know what to do I look around to make sure no one's lookin and no one's around so my branches start cookin I say "Myrtle, how about we take it nice and easy? I'm a real nice guy but you make me feel sleazy. if you're takin a bath you better cover your junk when you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junk when you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junk cause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junk when you're takin a bath you better cover your junk when you're swimmin in the lake you've gotta cover your junk when you're brushin your teeth you better cover your junk cause you don't want Myrtle lookin at your junk hey Justin Finch-Fletchley, fancy seeing you here in the prefect's bathroom! -AW SHI-