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The Dirtiest Song That Ain't Paroles

Voltaire

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Paroles de The Dirtiest Song That Ain't

I've been 'round for a long time.

And I learned along the way if you wanna go on the radio, there are words you just can't say.

Well, I thought hard about it and I found a way around it.


Help me go on the radio.

You gotta say the words I can't.

You got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.

Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand and say the words I can't?

You got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.



Down in Carolina, I met a girl with a nice...

So I reached down between us and I whipped out my...

Skipped right past the suckin' and got right down to...
Help me go on the radio.

You gotta say the words I can't.

You got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.

Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand and say the words I can't?

You got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.



Her husband was a trucker.

He was a filthy mother...

I didn't wanna wrassle with this no-good, stinkin'...

I heard him come through the kitchen door when I was bangin' his filthy...

I knew I'd end up in a ditch if he caught me ridin' his...



Help me go on the radio.

You gotta say the words I can't.

You got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.

Come on, ma'am, won't you give me your hand and say the words I can't?

You got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.



"Mercy, please!" I told him, but he grabbed me by the...

And he did something heinous - he exposed his...

I said, "I don't mean to seem crass, but why are you buttering up your..."

He said, "My wife's a beard and she lured you here 'cause I'm queer and I love it in the..."



Help me go on the radio by saying the words I can't.

You have to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain't.

Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand by saying the words I can't.

You have to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song, the filthiest song.

The dirtiest song that ain't.