Tranny Chaser Paroles

Mistress Formika
Gee, I really like ya
Joan Jet Black
On you I do be macking

I'm a tranny chaser
Manly made up faces
With your corsets laced up
Set my heart to racing
Skirt as big as a postage stamp
Package tantalizing just
Below the hem
Tell me how do you spell camp
D-R-A-G-Q-U-E-E-N

Hey Miss Guy
Spinning platters
With your hair all high
G-Spot Greg
Spandex wrapped I wanna slime your knob

I'm a tranny chaser
Gimme chicks with dicks
I bring'em beer and daisies
And lollipops to lick

He's so fierce my girl Ru Paul
He's the girl that got it all
He ain't shady he's a star
The higher the hair the bigger the heart
The higher the hair the closer to God

I took one look and I shot my wad
I wish I was his boyfriend
His tuck I would be hoisting
Right into my mouth
Then I'd make him feel good
Lynnee in the house of love

Justin Bond
Lounge-singing sex bomb
Languid blonde
Him and my mom
Form the Jackie-O fan club
Iron fist in a velvet glove
Tenderized voice made of lost loves

Ru Paul Ru
I'm obsessed with you
Go to the disco every day
Tell the DJ what to play
Work him until his nerves are frayed
Till he plays that song about shade
Supermodel of the world

"Flash your ass (?), make love to the camera!"

Flawless as a real girl

"Lynnee, you're giving me so much realness you don't even have to wear that skirt."
"Are you trying to flatter me?"
"Yeah."
"Real what?"
"A real girl."
"Oh please, you're going to be ancient history. This is real, darling- a real tranny."
"Thanks for my night."
"Okay..."

I'm a tranny chaser
It's always a dead end
They treat me like I'm a dirty old man
Get my girl to strap it on
Come on baby let's pretend
You're a D-R-A-G-Q-U-E-E-N

Silly faggot, dicks are for dykes!