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Vanilla Ice Cream Paroles

Stephen Lynch

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Paroles de Vanilla Ice Cream

Have a seat and listen please don't say a thing
In matters of the heart sometimes the truth will have a sting
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
But we will never last because I am white and you are also white

I only like black girls, the brown girls, the cafe au lait
Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
If you are Nubian I want you to be in every fantasy
But if you're a whitey, say nighty nighty
You're just not the girl for me...

I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
Don't call it jungle fever 'cause that just isn't right
I am not racist, some of my best friends are white

I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the cafe au lait
Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
If you're a cracker, you better get blacker
or else you best get out
It is no mystery I like a sister, see
That's what I'm talking about

Our wedding song will be Ebony & Ivory
and we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanzaa tree
but color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class If you're a honky, you're singing the wrong key
It's the honest truth
The skin that she's dwellin' must contain melanin
That is the fountain of youth