Windshield Paroles

This letter grade, you got an ”A”, congratulate yourself kid

Would I have known that today's your birthday?

I've been sitting here all day thinking that today's your worst day

We'll celebrate and stay up late, and watch our favorite TV show

Would you know, it was cancelled yesterday

We'll get that guy, who threw that rock into my windshield

I can only ask why he wouldn't give a shit about how he thinks I'd feel

And no one can describe, as patient as I am, how bad I want this deal

So we'll get that guy who threw that rock into my windshield

Yesterday all across the state, on the news they showed your face
On the line, I signed your name and your whole life away