Beige Curtains Paroles

All I have to say is wow
I can't believe you met a match so perfect
You must feel like a big man now

Your new girlfriend's like a pair of beige curtains
Not good, not bad, just there
I couldn't pick her out of a lineup
She's as special as air

Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile
Not hot, not not, just gray
Your own silent, malleable furniture
I wish I was that way

I'm sorry for that time I had an opinion
I'm sorry for that time I had a goal
I don't want to detract from your powerful presence
By admitting that I have a soul

It must be nice to feel so smart and superior 'Cause your new girlfriend's like a pair of beige curtains
Not good, not bad, just there
I couldn't pick her out of a lineup
She's as special as air

Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile
Not hot, not not, just gray
Your own giggly, undemanding seat filler
I wish I was that way

If I was like her maybe I would have
The ultimate prize that is you
Just dampen my essence and learn to want nothing
Then all my dreams could come true
And who needs me when I have you

Your new girlfriend is a pair of beige curtains
Not good, not bad, just there
I couldn't pick her out of a lineup
She's as special as air

Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile
Not hot, not not, just gray
Your own pointless, dumpy little blowup doll
I wish I was that way
I wish I was that way