Paroles de Masturbating With A Loaded Gun
All right kiddies gather around grandpa has to tell you a little story about why i am the way i amWait for me wait for me! OK
Ready?
ya
Kiddies ready?
ya
I love you grandpa
aww i love you too
all right kiddies ready
close your eyes, open your ears visualize
my eyes are closed
*Song Begins*
July 19th was a day like no other
where do I start, Ohh brother So i figured why the fuck not i might as well stroke the bone
I stroked and stroked but no satisfaction
so I decided to pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
I searched for a probe that would work the best
I found that probe in my fathers gun chest
I pulled it out and knew that this was the one
It was my dad's great big mother fuckin shotgun
This could dig up in me way fucking deep
This probe was certainly going to satify me
I made a mistake that i would regret later,
I forgot to check for bullets in the chamber
I forgot to check for fucking bullets in the chamber (5X)
I positioned the gun and I sat down
My bum was a little dirty so the gun got brown
HOLLY LORD! That hit the spot
I climaxed soon and my spunk was shot
That right there was the end of my luck
That sun of a bitch probe was fucking stuck
I then saw my dads truck down the road
Holly Shit! He's commin home!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a fucking gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
What am I gonna do?
What do I say?
I started to panic
Will he think that I'm gay?
I tried to pull it out but i wasn't able
Then i bumped that son of a bitch up against a fucking table
When I hit the table the trigger was nudged
That gun did a lot more then pack my fudge
My dad rushed in after the blast
He say that I now had 2 holes in my ass
I had fucking holes in my ass (5X)
Soon as he could he called 911
the doctor sewed up the hole and pulled out the gun
I sure was lucky it didn't shoot upfront
I didn't want to be a fucking man with a cunt
My dad disowns me
I am a laughing stock
I'm back to using my hand with a sock on my cock
Take it from me its more trouble then fun masturbating with a loaded gun (8X then fades)
*Song Ends*
Children crying
Kiddies ready?
ya
I love you grandpa
aww i love you too
all right kiddies ready
close your eyes, open your ears visualize
my eyes are closed
*Song Begins*
July 19th was a day like no other
where do I start, Ohh brother So i figured why the fuck not i might as well stroke the bone
I stroked and stroked but no satisfaction
so I decided to pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
Pleasure myself with some anal action
I searched for a probe that would work the best
I found that probe in my fathers gun chest
I pulled it out and knew that this was the one
It was my dad's great big mother fuckin shotgun
This could dig up in me way fucking deep
This probe was certainly going to satify me
I made a mistake that i would regret later,
I forgot to check for bullets in the chamber
I forgot to check for fucking bullets in the chamber (5X)
I positioned the gun and I sat down
My bum was a little dirty so the gun got brown
HOLLY LORD! That hit the spot
I climaxed soon and my spunk was shot
That right there was the end of my luck
That sun of a bitch probe was fucking stuck
I then saw my dads truck down the road
Holly Shit! He's commin home!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a fucking gun in my ass!
My dad's gonna catch me with a gun in my ass!
What am I gonna do?
What do I say?
I started to panic
Will he think that I'm gay?
I tried to pull it out but i wasn't able
Then i bumped that son of a bitch up against a fucking table
When I hit the table the trigger was nudged
That gun did a lot more then pack my fudge
My dad rushed in after the blast
He say that I now had 2 holes in my ass
I had fucking holes in my ass (5X)
Soon as he could he called 911
the doctor sewed up the hole and pulled out the gun
I sure was lucky it didn't shoot upfront
I didn't want to be a fucking man with a cunt
My dad disowns me
I am a laughing stock
I'm back to using my hand with a sock on my cock
Take it from me its more trouble then fun masturbating with a loaded gun (8X then fades)
*Song Ends*
Children crying
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