Paroles de Neckties

Are you lost - do you need to find your way?
Just put blind faith in me - everything's gonna be okay.
I'll give you answers to questions you never thought.
I'll sell you things that you never would've bought.

And if you wanna get to be, be just like me,
You gotta smile, gotta smile just like me.
You gotta walk, gotta walk just like me.
Don't punch or kick or strike me!
Boom-bup-baba-bep, bebebe
You gotta spank me, spank me.

Neckties are worn to show respect here.
Aahh-aahh!
No! Ties are worn to say, "Hey, I've got money!"
Jusus never wore a necktie.
Aahh-aahh!
Is that why you say he needs my money?

Does it hurt when you see children at odds,
Like when they say theirs is better than another god?
-Just like comparing a gun to a can of mace;
Lapses in logic are just so commonplace.
And if you wanna get to be, be just like me,

And if you wanna get to be, be just like me, You gotta spank me, spank me.

Neckties are worn to show respect here.
Aahh-aahh!
No! Ties are worn to say, "Hey, I've got money!"
Jusus never wore a necktie.
Aahh-aahh!
Is that why you say he needs my money?