Paroles de Old And Ugly

I don´t give a damn about the wrinkles in my face
as long as i keep winning in the wheel-chair.race
the other day i was cruising at the halfpipe-scene
the skaters showin of, if you know what i mean
try to get the girls by a superdouble Olli
but it was me who got the chicks with my easy triple whisky
i may be older than your jokes, but i´m hornier than pac-man
the nurse keeps knockin it down, but it´s coming back like Foreman
that´s why i like me
sometimes i use my hearing-aid for bugging operation
getting Charly and Camilla in perverted conversation
sniff the glue out of my toupet is given me a kick
i steel underwear from nurses, my hands are really slick
in my hairy chest , i´m having 4 pacemakers
my body is working really fine, like commander Data
that´s why i like me
we are
oooooooooooooooold an ugly
we are old and ugly
the end of month is coming near, payday is around
i get a whole lotta pension cause i go to 20 towns
stick the dentures in your mouth and come over to my place
we?re having Klosterfraumelissengeist, and we drifting into space
the band is playing Honkytonk, they´re called the teethless ten
people say that Woody Wilson used to be their biggest fan
we got a buffet full of diet-food it´s giving you diarrhea i´m having 4 people who are doin civil service
when i call this sissies over, i´m sure they?re getting nervous
carrying cases full of liquor to the 18th floor
i got my own slaves the state is paying for
that´s...
we are oooooold.....
i don´t give a fuck on boygroups and their skiffle ballys
when i show my orange ass, it sure will make em jealous
in winter on Mallorca all the seniors hanging out
we?re having lots of group sex, that´s what it?s all about
we are old you are ugly
we are old you are ugly
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that´s why i like me
we are oooooooooooold.....