My D!ck Sucks Paroles

(Hey) My dick sucks, my dick sucks
(Hey, hey) My dick sucks, fuck
My dick sucks, my dick sucks
(Hey) My dick sucks, fuck

Ayy, girl, ayy, girl
Ayy, girl, what you tryna say, girl? (Ayy)
When you see my dick, you may hurl (Ooh)
But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl (Hot)
Woah, girl, woah, girl (Woah)
I'm just tryna let you know, girl (Whoo)
My dick sucks for show, girl (Sucks)
But I make up for that like
Even if my dick is shoddy (Sucks)
Just sit there like it's gawdy (Hurk)
And it do good work like Gandhi (Hottie)
And I might grow more like Bronny
Probably not, got bitches in the lobby (Still)
Their body language obvious (Sex) On the radio like cops
She saw me and went in shock (Oh my god)
Technically I'm unemployed (Oh)
But I'm pretty sure I'm going to work
Stacking paper like a clerk
I got the Times writing blurbs
Y'all washed like shirts
Kid been balling, Nerf
They fuck with my quirk (Damn)
You see that girl over there? (Yup) She hope that I flirt
A-list actors first dates
How I got it popping on Earth Day
Ever since my surgery since first grade
I'm yelling

My dick sucks, my dick sucks
My dick sucks, fuck
My dick sucks, my dick sucks
My dick sucks, fuck

John's gone
John's gone
John's gone
We put John in the ground today
As I rap this song, he looks down on me
I'm just not, like, naturally, like, a rapper
Like I need to go to another place, to like—
Yeah, I don't know, it's like why do I need to escape reality?
But my reality is I'm good
I don't know, I just think even when my reality is good
I think too much about what's not perfect about that reality