Paroles de Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)
Hey buddy, come in and have a seat. Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation. And I apologize, buddy, I really do. I shouldn't have lashed out like thatI was out of character. I mean, you're only eight years old. And I had no business talking to you that way. So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you. You think we can be friends and get over this?
I guess so.
Thatta boy. And I promise from this day forward that if you don't act like a little fucking retard and piss me off again, I won't lash out like that. There's consequences for everything, Joyner. You act like a little prick, you get the mean doctor you don't wanna see. It's that simple. Now, mom tells me you don't like the prescription I gave you.
Not really.
Well, what if I told you that I had a prescription that you can't get at the pharmacy?
Like what?
You ever used cocaine, Joyner?
What's that?
How about lean?
I never heard of it.
Give me your backpack.
Why?
I'm going to put a few things in there for you, and I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good. How's that sound?
I'm not sure about this.
Don't tell mom. If you do, no more treatment for you.
