Hello (Mormon Missionary Parody) Paroles

they say the gospel’s suppose to heal you
and its done much healing

hello
can you hear me
we’re from provo utah teaching about
who he used to be
we are only 19
oh I forgot to tell you this is my companion elder pete
there’s such a difference  between us
cause we dont drink tea

hello from the other side
we must have knocked a thousand times
to tell you about
everything our church does
but when we knock you never
seem to be home
hello from the outside and it don’t matter if you don’t
wanna see us again anymore

hello
how are you
its so typical of us to talk
about the nephite stories
we hope
that you’re swell
did you ever make it out to church
or can we still make that happen
its no secret
that 3 hours of church
is a heck of a long time

hello from the other side
we must have rang a thousand times
to tell you we don’t have
10 or more wives
but when we ring you never
seem to be home

hello from the outside
At least we can say  that we tried
to ask you if you need
any  help with your lawn
and it don’t mater if you don’t
wanna see us again
anymore
wooooooooooooooooooo
anymore
wooooooooooooooooooo
anymore
wooooooooooooooooooo
anymore
anymore

hello from the inside
we must have knocked a thousand times
to tell you about
all the things in this book
and we’re so glad you let us
spend time in your home
hello from the inside

we’d love another pieces of pie
now can we tell you our message
we’ve been trying to share
cause if you read this book you
won’t see things the same anymore