Crackers The Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken Paroles

Or you'll be sad
Because he's coming
For all you corporate bastards

He fights, day in and day out
He will, surely make you pout
"Crackers, why are you so mad?"
"Aw Suzy, because your daddy's been bad"

Don't be bad
Or you'll be sad
Because he's coming
For all you corporate bastards

Please don't, don't be afraid
Crackers, will know what to say
He'll say "I'm here to save you
I've been doing it since '92"

Don't be bad You all, should feel blessed
Awww Crackers, you're the best
You don't even have to pay
Crackers, will save the day

Don't be bad
Or you'll be sad
Because he's coming
For all you corporate bastards