Paroles de Army
Well I though about the ArmyDad said, "Son, you're fucking high"
And I thought, "Yeah, there's a first for everything"
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
It was only 15 grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June, reformed without me
And they got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame (oh, no)
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Whoa
Think I'll write a screenplay
(Think I'll write a screenplay)
Whoa
Think I'll take it to L.A.
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection,
"God, please spare me more rejection!"
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I thought about the Army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June, reformed without me
And they got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame (oh, no)
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Whoa
Think I'll write a screenplay
(Think I'll write a screenplay)
Whoa
Think I'll take it to L.A.
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection,
"God, please spare me more rejection!"
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I thought about the Army
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