Donald And June Paroles

Donald and June they put some money aside
But all in four years they gave away three brides
June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small
When they were broke he offered Claire a thousand to elope
Claire said, ÂÂ'Nope'

If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come, so far

Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
They planned a long trip and then a couple year's rest
But Claire had a spat and turned up with her suitcase and her cap
Marg moved next door, now she won't need day care anymore
And the twins had twins

If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right
And how did they ever come, so far.

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon