The Laughing Gnome Paroles

With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chapling away, laughing all day
Oh, I'll have to report you to the gnome office, gnome office
Hahaha - Hihihi
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't get me
Hahaha - Hihihi
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't get me
Said the laughing gnome
Well, I gave him roasted toadstools
And a glass of dandelion wine
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
I'm going to be all right boy
Hey, where do you come from
Gnome man land - Oh, really
In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He brought him along to sing me a song
All right, let's hear it Didn't they lead you to get your airgut at school
You look like a rolling gnome
No, not at the London School of Economics
Now they're staying at the chimney
And we're living on caviar and honey - hurray
'Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's you, it's the gnome service of course