Make My Boobies (One More Size) Paroles

My boobies boobies
my breasts are completely faux
And now my sweater's tight, yeah

Surgery I want to be a D
Bigger mammaries
I want them to show now
No "B" cups

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Oh baby baby
I got double d's That's just the way I planned it

Golly rolling stones was naughty
See me baby barely wearing clothes now
Because

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these
Paid for these
I look thirty-two
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Boobies
Oh... Oh
Boobies, I lie about you
I'll make up something
I'll say they grew

Boobies, when I jump around
They keep on movin'
Each one weighs 15 pounds
I did not have surgery
My chest is growin'
It's just puberty

They grew like crazy
I was asleep
I was an A cup now I'm a D
They grew like crazy
You believe me, right?
My boobies got so huge almost over-night!

They grew like crazy
Those things ain't cheap
I'm so inflated unless they leak
They grew like crazy
You believe me, right?
My boobies got so huge almost over-night!


(Thanks to RuaBlaidd for correcting these lyrics)