I'm A Weight Watcher Paroles

I'm a plate watcher.
Here comes a cream pie
Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy.
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on.

But now I'm 28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight.
I've got a new pastime to chew on.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go by,
My, my, my.

Plate of cheese nachos.
I gotta watch those. Watchin' my figure.
Oh, they look delicious.
No, no, no, no.

Oh, they smell good, too.
mmm...I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two.