Well Did You Evah! Paroles

I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man (Is that what they're sayin') Well, did you evah! What a swell party this is And have you heard the story of A boy, a girl, unrequited love (Sounds like pure soap opera - I may cry) What a swell party this is What frails What cocks What broads What jocks What furs - they're beautiful Why I've never seen such yuppity! Neither did I It's all just too swellegant This French champagne (domestic) So good for the brain That's what I was gonna say Well you know you're a brilliant fellow Thank you I am Drink up Jim So have you ever been out to L.A. lately? Well no not recently Well I went there 'n' had a renta car 'n' all Oh really! I got invited to Pia's house Pia Zadora's house Really was that nice? Well I didn't go Oh! It woulda been swell though Shoulda gone It woulda been elegant Elegant Oh! Wait, look. Look who's comin' in now I hear they dismantled Pickfair It wasn't elegant enough Probably full of termites Yeah It's great, it's grand Wah wah wah wah wah wha wah wah Wonderland La la la la la la la la la la la lahhh We sing, so rare Like old Camembert Have you heard the dying star She got bit in the Astra bar (Soused again) Well did you evah! What a swell party this is Have you heard- it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah! What a swell party What a swell party What a swell party What a swellegant Elegant, party Smarty, Party A Smarty party I am a Smarty You are a smarty for coming to this party Yeah that's right Now piss off!!! That's clever I like that one.