She Don't Use Jelly Paroles

she don't use jelly or
any of these
she uses vaseline,
vaseline

I know a guy who
goes to shows
when he's at home and
he blows his nose
he don't use tissues
or his sleeve
he don't use napkins or
any of these
he uses magazines,
magazines

and I know this girl who
reminds me of Cher —
she's always changing the
color of her hair she uses tangerines,
tangerines,
tangerines,
tangerines