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Fucking A

(2010)

1. Fuck Yeah!
2. Cranking My Band's Demo On A Box At The Beach
3. Loudest Stereo
4. Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch
5. Hot Girls On The Road
6. All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex
7. I'm Gonna Give You A.i.d.s.
8. Yay! It's Pink!
9. I Wish My Dealer Was Open

Split with Flachenbrand

(2001)

1. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
2. I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
3. The South Won't Rise Again
4. I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
5. Bonus Track #5

Defenders Of The Hate

(2001)

1. All Our Fans Are Gay
2. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
3. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
4. Hebosaurus
5. Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
6. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
7. Obviously Adopted
8. Walker, Texas Corpse
9. The Word Homophobic Is Gay
10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

Split with The Raunchous Brothers

(2000)

1. The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
2. I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
3. Hogging Up The Holocaust
4. I'm Hitler

It Just Get Worse

(1999)

1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
7. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
8. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
9. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschvitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. B.T./A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

Picnic Of Love

(1998)

1. Picnic Of Love
2. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
3. I Wanna Grow Old With You
4. Saving Ourselves For Marriage
5. Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
6. I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
7. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
8. I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
9. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
10. Waterfall Wishes
11. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

I Like It When You Die

(1997)

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
2. Valujet
3. You've Got No Friends
4. You Keep A Diary
5. You Own A Store
6. You Got Date Raped
7. Recycling Is Gay
8. You're A Cop
9. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Good Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An Iroc
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (Fuck You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. You're Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41. Reni Auberjonois
42. Internet Is Gay
43. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie And The Blowfish
45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm In Anal Cunt
50. You (Fill In The Blank)
51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
52. Bonus Track #3

40 More Reasons To Hate Us

(1996)

1. It, You're A Metal Band
2. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
3. Kill Women
4. Steroids Guy
5. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
6. I Noticed That You're Gay
7. Dead, Gay And Dropped
8. You Look Divorced
9. I Hope You Get Deported
10. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
11. Trapped
12. You're A Fucking Cunt
13. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
14. A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
15. Bill Scott's Dumb
16. Harvey Korman Is Gay
17. You Fucking Break
18. Theme From Three Company
19. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
20. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
21. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
22. Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
23. Metamorphosis
24. I'm Sick Of You
25. Howard Wulkan's Bald
26. You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
27. Tom Arnold
28. I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
29. Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
30. Marc Payson Is A Drunk
31. Your Family Is Dumb
32. Furnace
33. You're Dumb
34. Van Full Of Retards
35. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
36. Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
37. Dumb, Fat and Gross
38. I'm Not Stubborn
39. Mike Manan's Story
40. 02657
41. Gloves Of Metal
42. Bonus Track

Howard Is Bald

(1995)

1. Howard Is Bald
2. Bald To The Bone
3. A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
4. Ballad Of Baldness
5. Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
6. Night On Bald Moutain
7. You Should Be Balding
8. If I Can't Have Hair
9. Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)

Top 40 Hits

(1995)

1. Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
2. Art Fag