London Underground Paroles

the greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on there ass all day
even though they earn ₤30k.

so im standing here in the pouring rain,
where the fucks my fucking train!

(chorus)
London underground, (London underground),
there all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground, (London underground),
they're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all,
with a rifle

all they say is please mind the doors
and they learn that on the two day course,
this job could be done by a four year old
they just leave us in the freezing cold.

what you smell is what you get
so dont tell me to mind the gap,
i want my fucking money back!

(chorus)
London underground (London underground),
there all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground, (London underground),
they're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all,
with a rifle,

lalalala
lalalala

the floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
every platform has a fucking tramp.
and the drivers get the day off when,
we're all late for work again!

London underground, (London underground),
wa wa wankers,
they're all wankers,
London underground (London underground),

take your oyster card,
and shove it up your asshole.