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Artiste:
First Task Is Dragons (The)
Titre:
Rabbi Crabbe and Goyle the Mohel
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This may surprise you, but Crabbe didn't die He fell in Fiendfyre, and started to fry But as he lay there, flames scalding his tush He heard a voice speaking, like with Moses and the burning bush... When the battle was over, he went to find Goyle He said to him, "Gregory, I nearly boiled, I thought I would die, without dating a babe-raham But then I heard the voice, of the God of Abraham He said helping Voldie had blacked our souls' hues And to find His forgiveness, we must become Jews Just hear me now Gregory, please don't recoil - I'll be a rabbi, and you'll be a mohel." "We'll put down our broomsticks, and study the Torah Refrain from the sins of the Sodom and Gomorra We'll learn to cook the kosher kind of dragon and guava And marry nice girls named Tzeitel and Chava So hear me now Gregory, please don't recoil - I'll be a rabbi, and you'll be a mohel." The temple at Hogsmeade received two new members Crabbe dreamed every night of the flames and the embers They learned to speak Hebrew and went through circumcision They analyzed the Torah with depth and precision Draco sneered and he smirked but he went to the wedding Of Vincent and Hodel, whose fate Goyle was dreading... Once home from their honeymoon, they found a small note Crabbe started to read it - it said, and I quote: "I'm sorry rabbi Crabbe, but I'm not of your ilk I know I'm a gay Jew, like Harvey Milk I've taken my yarmulke, tight jeans and Crisco I'll write to you again when I get to San Francisco!" The letter came letter: "Dear Vincent, I'm here! I'm cruisin' the castro and drinking some beer Last night I hooked up with Ernie MacMillan And Blaise is here too, we're hangin' and chillin' I know we've got a debt to the God of Abraham But he never said I couldn't have a male babe-raham I think that my matzoh is starting to boil Au revoir, Rabbi Crabbe, from Goyle the Mohel"